Dear Ken.

Ok... so we have to have a meeting with Ken, the RA, about "roommate agreements." We decided to present these "problems" in letter form. here it is:
Dear Ken,
As our RA we feel you should know of certain issues involving our roommateship.
1. Sarah' s objects such as magnet boards, such as picture frames, such as chandeliers crash and make loud sounds in the night disturbing Emilee's sleep cycle.
2. Emilee enjoys christmas music BEFORE thanksgiving. Not ok!
3. Sarah cooks broccoli and everyone says we smell bad.
4.  Emilee has glitters toes... it makes sarah jealous which causes her to be upset!
5. Sarah is a grandma. She goes to bed at 10:30 and eats activia for breakfast.
6. Emilee slams the doors in the middle of the night while sarah is trying to sleep.

Sincerly,
The tenants of San Juan room 303

BUT DON'T WORRY WE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER!